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Seven Sins
The Devil doomed the Simpsons to Hell. And their little dog too.
 
During the 14th-century the Catholic Church categorized offenses against God into two categories: venial and capital. Venial separate men from the divine; capital finish the job. These are the Seven Deadly Sins.
 
Pride
Rex Banner's personal crusade to track the Beer Baron is a major instance. He starts with noble intentions but degenerates into egomania. Springfield punishes him by catapault. In 'Trash of the Titans' Ray Patterson exhibits the sin of pride when he refuses to return to the office of Sanitation-Commissioner after Homer has sullied his name.
   
Greed
Mr. Burns exemplifies this. Classic episode such as '$pringfield' and 'Burns' Heir' showcase his feelings of entitlement. And he pinches pennies. In the fan-favorite 'Who Shot Mr. Burns' Monty's greed is near-tragic. Most Burns-centered episodes allude to greed.
   
Lust
'Colonel Homer' and 'The Last Temptation of the Homer' seek to answer the question, "What beautiful woman can resist sex-god Homer?" Southern-bell Lurleen Lumpkin and potential-soulmate Mindy Simmons draw Homer away from his wife. All three Simpson children are bastards, and Playdude is Springfield's most-read magazine.
   
Envy
Homer is constantly jealous of those around him, especially his next-door neighbor-iddly Ned Flanders. Homer seeks revenge for the anger caused by Ned's good fortune, only adding to the bad caused by his lack of discipline. Homer's envy is not limited to Ned Flander, nor is envy limited to Homer. Lisa experienced an extreme bout of jealousy in Lisa's Rival, and then Bart did as well in Summer of 4'2". But examples are growing more sparse as the seasons progress and the tone moves away from human nature and toward just another cartoon.
   
Gluttony
Homer represents the sin of gluttony more than efficiently in nearly every episode of the series. In Homer's Triple Bypass his constant eating even caused him a heart attack. Greasy and sugary foods along with beer make up the majority of his entire diet. The children are also shown to have a gluttonous streak, viciously attacking candy and sweets whenever the opportunity arises. In Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood Bart pays a hefty sum for the coveted syrup-only squishy; he and chum Milhouse. experiences a psychedelic hallucination as a result.
   
Wrath
"Why you little!" is one of several catch phrases The Simpsons have produced, which is always followed with Homer violently grasping Bart by the neck and shaking him with all his might. Marge or Lisa usually breaks them up before anything too serious happens, though exceptions do exist such as in Treehouse of Horror XII when it turns Bart's neck into rubber. Many plot-important antipathetic actions have been a result of wrath. In I Love Lisa the usually level-headed eight-year-old loses her patience and breaks Ralph's heart. In Homer Alone Marge is stressed to the point of anger.
   
Sloth
Over-sleeping is the tragic downfall of both Simpson men, Bart and Homer. It is Homer's reluctance to climb out of bed to go to church in Homer the Heretic that sets off a chain of events leading to a house-fire. In Bart Gets an F Martin, the intellect in the class, slips into laziness in school, becoming a foil to the Bart in this season two gem. In Lisa Gets an F Lisa is in danger of failing gym. This is indirectly blamed on the stereotype that intellectuals are physically incapable, though the most likely case is she sees exercise as pointless. This would fall under the sin of sloth.





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