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1. Burning Love
Summary: Itchy shoots Scratchy, who is relaxing on a hammock,
with a flaming arrow.
Episode: Krusty Gets Busted (112/7G12)
DVD Location: Season 1/Disc 2 (2:48 - 3:04) |
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2. Let Them Eat Scratchy
Summary: Itchy and Scratchy are sword-fighting and Itchy runs off
behind a curtain. Scratchy pokes his head through the curtain and it is
cut off by a
guillotine. Itchy shoves a stick of dynamite in Scratchy's now-bodyless
head, thus blowing the skin off of Scratchy's skull.
Episode: Bart Gets an F (201/7F03)
DVD Location: Season 2/Disc 1 (3:59 - 4:11) |
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3. Hold That Feline
Summary: Itchy and Scratchy are in some kind of football game so
Itchy kicks a bomb to Scratchy instead of a ball. Scratchy catches it
and gets blown up;
then he gets tackled by several large dogs
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (209/7F09)
DVD Location: Season 2/Disc 2 (2:09 - 2:19) |
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4. Kitchen Kut-Ups
Summary: Itchy and Scratchy hit eachother in a kitchen with meat-pounders.
Itchy then pins Scratchy to a table with four knives and then stabs him
with
a fifth knife in the stomach.
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (209/7F09)
DVD Location: Season 2/Disc 2 (3:34 - 3:48) |
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5. Messenger of Death
Summary: Itchy, dressed as a mailman, knocks on Scratchy's door.
When Scratchy answers the door Itchy shoots him in the face with a
bazooka.
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (209/7F09)
DVD Location: Season 2/Disc 2 (4:55 - 5:04) |
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6. Porch Pals
Summary: Itchy and Scratchy sit next to eachother in rocking
chairs and drink lemonade.
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (209/7F09)
DVD Location: Season 2/Disc 2 (16:08 - 16:47) |
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7. Sundae Bloody Sundae
Summary: Scratchy sits down in a milkshake bar that Itchy is
working at. Itchy stuffs Scratchy into a mixer glass and puts him in the
blender. Itchy then
slides a glass of blood with Scratchy's eyes on top down the table.
Episode: Oh Brother, Where Are Thou? (215/7F16)
DVD Location: Season 2/Disc 3 (19:05 - 19:18) |
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8. Bang the Cat Slowly
Summary: Itchy is at Scratchy's birthday party and puts a bomb
inside a box. Itchy then ties Scratchy's tongue around the box and puts
it down his throat.
Scratchy's head goes flying into the air and when it comes back down it
gets stabbed by a birthday hat.
Episode: Stark Raving Dad (301/7F24)
DVD Location: Season 3/Disc 1 (8:15 - 8:30) |
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9. O Solo Meow
Summary: Itchy serves Scratchy spaghetti and meatballs, but
instead of meatballs there's a bomb on the plate. Scratchy eats the
spaghetti and the bomb and
panics, running out the door and getting impaled in the process.
Scratchy's headless body explodes and a pink dog waiter walks over and
slips on Scratchy's
head.
Episode: When Flanders Failed (303/7F23)
DVD Location: Season 3/Disc 1 (6:33 - 6:52) |
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10. The Sound of Silencers
Summary: Itchy is a prohibition-era cop who has a group of cat
mobsters lined up against a brick wall. Itchy pulls out a machine gun
and shots every cat to death, and then spells "THE END" with bullets, shooting another cat who
comes walking along as well.
Episode: Bart the Murderer (303/8F03)
DVD Location: Season 3/Disc 1 (7:57 - 8:14) |
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11. My Dinner with Itchy
Summary: Itchy and Scratchy are at a fancy restaurant and Itchy
pours them both glasses of a green liquid. Scratchy's torso gets burned
off and Itchy
reveals that the drink was actually acid. Itchy throws his glass of acid
into Scratchy's face and Scratchy runs out of the building screaming.
Scratchy
runs right into the middle of the street and gets run over by a trolley.
Episode: Homer Defined (305/8F04)
DVD Location: Season 3/Disc 1 (12:52 - 13:13) |
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12. Field of Screams
Summary: Scratchy is playing catch with a mini-Scratchy when
Itchy and a mini-Itchy come ridings towards them in a combine. Scratchy
and mini-Scratchy
get mangled in the wheels of the combine and their blood splatters all
over the windshield. Itchy and mini-Itchy then play catch with
Scratchy's head.
Episode: Like Father, Like Clown (306/8F05)
DVD Location: Season 3/Disc 1 (12:19 - 12:35) |
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13. House of Pain or This Old Mouse
Summary: Scratchy is tied to a post in a half-completed house so
Itchy takes a hammer and drives a nail through his forehead. Itchy then
takes a picture
of Scratchy and himself and hangs it on the nail.
Episode: Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk (311/8F09)
DVD Location: Season 3/Disc 2 (4:07 - 4:17) |
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14. Cat Splat Fever
Summary: Scratchy finds a suicide note by Itchy and when he looks
out the window he sees Itchy jumping down a well. Scratchy jumps down
the well after him
but it turns out to be a trick by Itchy and he is sitting safely on a
loose brick near the top of the well. Scratchy gets eaten by a crocodile
at the
bottom of the well and turns into an angel. However, as Scratchy ascends
out of the well Itchy shoots him in the head with a revolver, causing
Scratchy to
go plummeting down the well once again.
Episode: Radio Bart (313/8F11)
DVD Location: Season 3/Disc 3 (13:49 - 14:12) |
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15. I'm Getting Buried in the Morning
Summary: Itchy is the minister at Scratchy and a brown female
cat's wedding. Just as Scratchy kisses his new wife, Itchy takes his hat
off and throws it,
taking both cats' heads off. Itchy drives off in a car that says "JUST
MARRIED" with Scratchy's and the female cat's heads tied to the bumper.
Episode: Bart's Friend Falls in Love (323/8F22)
DVD Location: Season 3/Disc 4 (15:33 - 15:45) |
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16. Flay Me to the Moon
Summary: Itchy ties Scratchy's tongue to a space-shuttle which
flies in circles around the moon. Scratchy's tongue acts like a rope and
starts to pull the
moon down towards Earth. Scratchy notices that the moon is coming
straight towards him so he panics and hides in the closet. The moon
comes down and crushes
Scratchy. The screen then cuts to a control room where umpteen
Itchy-like mice are celebrating.
Episode: Homer the Heretic (403/9F01)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 1 (13:25 - 14:00) |
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17. That Happy Cat
Summary: Scratchy walks down the street. When he reaches the curb
he whistles and tips his hat.
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (406/9F03)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 2 (13:21 - 13:33) |
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18. Steamboat Itchy
Summary: Itchy steers a steamboat. Scratchy, whistling and
tipping his hat, enters and stands next to Itchy. Itchy pulls out a
machine gun and shoots
Scratchy in the knees. Scratchy tries to crawl away but Itchy shoves his
head in a fire. Itchy ends the episode by saying, "Oh me, oh my."
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (406/9F03)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 2 (13:45 - 14:21) |
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19. The Itchy & Scratchy Movie
Summary: Itchy ties Scratchy to some railroad tracks, but isn't
allowed to drive the train. So, he goes to engineering school and gets
his degree. Itchy
runs Scratchy over with the train just before he can untie himself from
the ropes. Featuring cameos by Dustin Hoffman and Michael Jackson.
Episode: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (406/9F03)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 2 (21:12 - 21:51) |
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20. 100-Yard Gash
Summary: Scratchy is trying to run a race but before he starts
Itchy nails his tail to the ground. Scratchy struggles to get loose and
his skeleton rips
out of his skin and wins. Scratchy's skull is shown on a box of Wheaties
and at the end of the episode the words, "GOOD LUCK TO OUR ATHLETES FROM
ITCHY
AND SCRATCHY, OFFICIAL ANIMATED CAT AND MOUSE OF THE 1984 OLYMPICS," are
shown on the screen.
Episode: Lisa's First Word (410/9F08)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 2 (11:58 - 12:15) |
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21. Kitty-Kitty Bang-Bang
Summary: Itchy and Scratchy are at a bowling alley so Itchy
sticks Scratchy's tongue in the ball receptacle. Scratchy can't move and
Itchy throws a bomb down the bowling lane. The bomb comes back up and blows up Scratchy.
Itchy sells Scratchy's remains as food to dogs at the bowling alley
snack bar.
Episode: Brother from the Same Planet (414/9F12)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 3 (17:05 - 17:28) |
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22. My Bloody Valentine
Summary: Scratchy gets Itchy a heart-shaped valentine card that
says "I LOVE YOU". Itchy looks around but can't find a card for Scratchy
so he sticks his
hand in Scratchy's chest and pulls out his heart. Scratchy takes the
heart home and puts it on his mantel, then he sits down and picks up a
newspaper. The
newspaper headline reads "YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE". Scratchy panics and
tries to put his heart back in his chest but he falls down and dies too
soon.
Episode: I Love Lisa (415/9F13)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 3 (7:18 - 7:44) |
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23. Dazed and Contused
Summary: Itchy stands on a tree stump and hits Scratchy in the
head with a mallet several times. Scratchy makes no attempt at defense
and simply says, "Ow,"
over and over. The episodes ends with Itchy and Scratchy smiling and
saying, "Kids, say no to drugs!" together.
Episode: The Front (419/9F16)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 4 (2:22 - 2:41) |
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24. Little Barbershop of Horrors
Summary: Scratchy is getting a haircut and Itchy, the barber,
pours barbecue sauce all over his head. Itchy pours a box of
flesh-eating ants on Scratchy's
head and they eat the skin off of his face. Itchy pushes the barber
chair all the way up through the ceiling, where his head goes into a TV.
An Elvis-type
man is sitting in a chair in front of the TV and says, "Ah, this show
ain't no good." He shoots Scratchy in the head with a pistol and blows
his skull up.
Episode: The Front (419/9F16)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 4 (4:38 - 5:09) |
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25. Screams From a Mall
Summary: Itchy nails Scratchy's feet to an escalator so that his
skin gets separated from his bones. Itchy then brings Scratchy's skin to
a fur shop. He runs
out of the store with a large stack of money, and a woman wearing
Scratchy's skin follows. A skinless Scratchy stands outside the store
and grabs his fur of
the woman. He wraps it around his neck and leaves the mall, where a
group of fur-protesters are waiting outside. The protesters surround
Scratchy and beat
him with their picket signs.
Episode: The Front (419/9F16)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 4 (16:08 - 16:49) |
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26. Guest Director: Oliver Stone
Summary: Scratchy is escorted by two large men and Itchy comes up
and shoots him. The shot is in black and white and is a parody of the
stock footage of
Jack Ruby shooting Lee Harvey Oswald.
Episode: Whacking Day (420/9F18)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 4 (12:26 - 12:33) |
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27. Germs of Endearment
Summary: Scratchy goes to Itchy's doctor office for a tonsillectomy. So,
Itchy ties Scratchy's tongue to a brick and throws the brick out the
window, causing all of Scratchy's organs to be ripped out. Scratchy jumps out
the window and manages to stuff his organs back into his body, but he
when he reaches
the ground he falls on a cactus and dies.
Episode: Marge in Chains (421/9F20)
DVD Location: Season 4/Disc 4 (5:16 - 5:37) |
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28. Spay Anything
Summary: Itchy stands outstide of a pet hospital as Scratchy
passes. He is standing in front of a sign that says "We Spay Your Pet
$75," covering up the
s in spay. Scratchy runs into the hospital, where two big dogs tie him
to a table. Dr. Itchy turns on a laser, which crawls up the table toward
Scratchy.
Scratchy unhooks the laser with his tongue in the nick of time, but
Itchy comes running in and plugs the laser back in, which chops Scratchy
up into
a bunch of little pieces.
Episode: Cape Feare (502/9F22)
DVD Location: Season 5/Disc 1 (3:15 - 3:53) |
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29. Burning Down the Mouse
Summary: This is the episode where Scratchy finally gets Itchy.
Scratchy ties Itchy to a pole, and surrounds him with tons and tons of
assorted explosives.
He drives off, leaving Itchy to squirm. The explosives go off in a
nuclear-mushroom cloud.
Episode: Homer Goes to College (503/1F02)
DVD Location: Season 5/Disc 1 (17:06 - 17:56) |
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30. Aaahhh! Wilderness!
Summary: Itchy pitches Scratchy like a tent, strinking nails
through his paws and chest. A bolt of lightning then comes down and
kills Scratchy.
Episode: Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood (508/1F06)
DVD Location: Season 5/Disc 2 (11:37 - 11:54) |
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31. Star Trek: The Next Laceration
Summary: References to class sci-fi abound in this short. Itchy
jumps out of Scratchy's chest, a la Alien, and then proceeds to shoot
him out of the
spaceship they're in. Scratchy floats through space, but Itchy grabs him
and holds him up to a ringed planet, which then slices Scratchy in half.
Itchy
pulls of Scratchy's helmet, whose head then gets larger and larger.
Itchy pops Scratchy's head with a pin.
Episode: Deep Space Homer (515/1F13)
DVD Location: Season 5/Disc 3 (11:44 - 12:24) |
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32. The Buck Chops Here
Summary: Itchy and Scratchy go on a tour of one of the U.S.
currency mints. Itchy picks up a giant bag of money, and uses it to
knock out Scratchy. He then
throws Scratchy onto a conveyor belt, where the cat is turned into a
bunch of dollar bills. At the end of the line, Scratchy gets chopped up
and put into
a stack of money. Itchy drives the money to the Tycoon Convention, and
offers it to cigar-smoking dogs. The dogs use the money to light their
cigars, and
Scratchy is now trapped in all the little pyramid eyes on the back of
the dollars.
Episode: Burns' Heir (518/1F16)
DVD Location: Season 5/Disc 4 (16:43 - 17:14) |
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33. Planet of the Aches
Summary: Itchy builds a stone room with no door around Scratchy.
Thousands of years later, super-intelligent Itchys find Scratchy.
Scratchy is now weak
and bearded. The Itchys groom and pamper Scratchy at first, but then
bring him into a stadium where they use their minds to throw sharp axes
and swords
at him.
Episode: Bart of Darkness (601/1F22)
DVD Location: Season 6/Disc 1 (8:48 - 9:40) |
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34. The Last Traction Hero
Summary: Scratchy lifts weights and gets really buff. Itchy walks
in, and sees the huge Scratchy, so he gets the idea to pop him with a
pin. It doesn't work, but Itchy keeps poking holes into him. Scratchy loses lots of
blood, gets tired, and sits down. Itchy pulls out a chainsaw and chops
off Scratchy's
biceps. At the end, Itchy and Scratchy do a commercial for Itchy &
Scratchyland.
Episode: Itchy & Scratchyland (604/2F01)
DVD Location: Season 6/Disc 1 (0:37 - 1:34) |
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35. Scratchtasia
Summary: Scratchy chops Itchy into a thousand pieces with an axe.
The tiny Itchys return and surround Scratchy. Scratchy kills them one by
one, but their
fumes make microscopic Itchys, who chop Scratchy up from the inside.
Episode: Itchy & Scratchyland (604/2F01)
DVD Location: Season 6/Disc 1 (14:14 - 15:02) |
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36. Four Funerals and a Wedding
Summary: Scratchy is getting married, so Itchy comes up and
replaces the bridge with a bunch of TNT, made to look like a female cat.
Scratchy marries the
lit explosives, and their whole life is shown. They even have little
cat-bomb children. Scratchy is at the end of his life, and his bomb wife
explodes,
killing them both. Itchy runs up to point and laugh, but dies of a heart
attack before he gets the chance.
Episode: A Star Is Burns (618/2F31)
DVD Location: Season 6/Disc 3 (19:36 - 19:59) |
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37. Foster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
Summary: Scratchy answers the door to find a baby Itchy. He picks
the baby mouse up, who stabs him in the chest with a broken bottle.
Itchy runs away
with Scratchy's TV as Scratchy moans out, "Why? Why? My only son..."
Episode: Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly (703/3F01)
DVD Location: Season 7/Disc 1 (9:20 - 9:56) |
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38. Skinless in Seattle
Summary: Scratchy goes to meet a female cat under a tall pointy
building in Seattle. A sign on top of the building says, "Do Not Throw
Pennies," so
Itchy does exactly that. The penny misses, however. Itchy buys a bunch
of souveneir replicas of the building, drops them down, but all they do
it form
a heart shape around Scratchy. Itchy saws the top of the building off,
which falls down and lands right in Scratchy's eye.
Episode: Bart Sells His Soul (704/3F02)
DVD Location: Season 7/Disc 1 (7:48 - 8:34) |
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39. Esophagus Now
Summary: Scratchy goes to a restaurant run by Itchy and orders a
piece of eat. Itchy shaves Scratchy's gut and serves it to him on a
plate. Scratchy
unknowingly eats it, but he only dies when his head explodes upon
receiving a bill for it of $1000.
Episode: Lisa the Vegetarian (705/3F03)
DVD Location: Season 7/Disc 1 (7:44 - 8:20) |
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40. Remembrance of Things Slashed
Summary: Scratchy has died, and he comes back as a ghost to haunt
Itchy. Itchy tries to stab Scratchy, but finds himself unable. So, Itchy
gets a vacuum
and sucks Scratchy up. He puts him in the freezer, and, after a while,
takes him as a big ice cube. He chops the ice cube up, and the episode
ends with
Itchy drinking something with two cubes of Scratchy ice in it.
Episode: The Day the Violence Died (718/3F16)
DVD Location: Season 7/Disc 3 (0:32 - 1:13) |
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41. Good Cats, Bad Choices
Summary: Scratchy cries and complains about Itchy's constant
mistreatment of him. Itchy watches this on a television backstage. It
angers him, and he storms onto the stage with a broken bottle in his
hand. The words 'Doesn't know slashing is imminent' appear below
Scratchy.
Episode: Bart After Dark (805/4F06)
DVD Location: Season 8/Disc 1 (0:29 - 0:58) |
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42. Reservoir Cats
Summary: Itchy dances around and throws gasoline onto Scratchy as
Stuck in the Middle with you plays in the background. He cuts Scratchy's
ear off, similar to a scene in Reservoir Dogs. Quentin Tarantino then
appears onscreen and talks about violence until Itchy cuts his head off.
Itchy and Scratchy celebrate by discoing to Misirlou, similar to a scene
in Pulp Fiction.
Episode: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(D'OH)CIOUS (813/3G03)
DVD Location: Season 8/Disc 2 (19:09 - 19:38) |
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43. Why Do Fools Fall in Lava?
Summary: Scratchy goes to the top of a volcano for a bungee jump.
He pays Itchy, who proceeds to cut open his stomach, using the intestine
as a bungee cord. Itchy fills Scratchy with gasoline, which falls into
the lava, shooting up and lighting Scratchy on fire.
Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (814/4F12)
DVD Location: Season 8/Disc 3 (0:40 - 1:11) |
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44. The Beagle Has Landed
Summary: Itchy and Scratchy see Poochie on the side of the road,
who does a rap and plays the guitar in a song about his own awesomeness.
At the end, Poochie says, "Hey, kids, always recycle - to the extreme!"
Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (814/4F12)
DVD Location: Season 8/Disc 3 (13:00 - 14:22) |
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45. Deaf Comedy Blam!
Summary: Dr. Itchy plugs a stethoscope into Scratchy's ears. He
hops a plane to France and stands behind the wall of a nuclear test
site. The sounds of the explosion travels through the instrument and
pops Scratchy's head.
Episode: In Marge We Trust (822/4F18)
DVD Location: Season 8/Disc 4 (0:35 - 1:24) |
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46. The Glass Moan-agerie
Summary: Scratchy applies for a job as an apprentice
glass-molder. Itchy hires him. They shake hands, and Itchy throws
Scratchy into the fire. He blows Scratchy into a glass mold. Scratchy
cries, "I quit." Itchy sits at a motel with a female mouse. They toast
under a Scratchy-like neon 'No Vacancy' sign.
Episode: Girly Edition (921/5F15)
DVD Location: Season 9/Disc 4 (0:26 - 0:56) |
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47. Candle in the Wound
Summary: Scratchy goes trick-or-treating at Itchy's door. Itchy
chops of Scratchy's head and puts a candle in it, like a jack-o-lantern.
Episode: Treehouse of Horror IX (1004/AABF01)
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48. The Tears of a Clone
Summary:
Episode: Little Big Mom (1110/BABF04)
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49. From Here to Infirmity
Summary: Itchy and a female-Scratchy passionately kiss each other
on a beach. Itchy runs off and comes back with a shark. Scratchy
continues to kiss the
shark, who then mangles Scratchy.
Episode: HOMR (1209/BABF22)
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50. To Kill a Talking Bird
Summary:
Episode: Half-Decent Proposal (1310/DABF04)
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51. Circus of the Scars
Summary:
Episode: The Bart Wants What It Wants (1311/DABF06)
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52. Par for the Corpse
Summary: Itchy sand Scratchy play golf, and joke each other.
Itchy asks Scratchy to tee up his ball, and when he does it, Itchy runs
up and clubs his head off. Scratchy's head goes flying into the man on
the moon's eye, who says, "Now that's what I call a moonshot."
Episode: Blame It on Lisa (1315/DABF10)
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53. Butter Off Dead
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Episode: Little Girl in the Big Ten (1320/DABF15)
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54. Bleeder of the Pack
Summary: Scratchy is a police cop, and he sits on a motorcycle
talking to a female. Itchy ties Scratchy's tail to a pole, and drives
away on his own bike saying, "Nuts to you copper." Scratchy follows him,
and his skin is ripped off by the tail. A couple of Itchy paramedics
pick up Scratchy and put him on an emergency plane. On the plane are The
Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens, and Buddy Holly. Scratchy yells, "No!" and
the plane crashes.
Episode: C.E. D'oh! (1415/EABF10)
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55. A Briss Before Dying
Summary:
Episode: Today I Am a Klown (1506/FABF01)
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Itchy & Scratchy Guide
